Here is a Turkey story Chandler had to write for school. November 2010
Ham, ham, ham, humans love ham. Ham is delicious. Aww fine, I'm a turkey who HATES ham, but people LOVE ham. Oh, you think I'm tasty, well, I'M NOT! I'm absolutely disgusting. You would NOT want to eat me. You know Wilbur, from Charlottes' Web? Well, he was meant to be Thanksgiving dinner!
Ham is delicious, Ham is delicious, turkey is disgusting, but ham is delicious. Sorry, I felt like singing. Ham is good with stufing and potatoes, so is beef. They taste better than me. Most of the turkey meat comes from my BEHIND!! Look at that delicious slab of ham. Now look at that disgusting, salty, and runny turkey. Disgusting aren't I right? Surely you would like ham for Thanksgiving or you'll soon be in the emergency room.
Too late for us! We had turkey...although I do LOVE ham! Hope you all had a Happy Thanksgiving!
10 years ago
That was a fun story! We had ham with turkey. . . and will be having it for another week!
ReplyDeleteI love ham!!! Not much for turkey - so your turkey will be safe with me.
ReplyDeleteGreat story Chandler. I have a question though - what is the turkey's name. If you give it a name them maybe it would be harder to eat. Maybe a name like Papa Turkey.